Reruns Of Desperate Housewives

combined with Pedrito El pueblo!!



Waiting to get back to complete the quartet, the inseparable trio, after only two days of new-found unity, gave birth to a new cultural movement founded sull'idolatria a new icon, which has overwhelmingly taken the place of one that excelled in the kitchen! (The above image has been there, where there was no need ... all alone!)
E 'him, Perestrello Pedro, a man, but I say man, a being, an entity ... our God ! Appeared in an evening sad and senseless, in the magic box placed in the kitchen (which most people, call your TV) and that has occurred in the first instance only to Gaia and Valentina, but since they are always ready to strive for the welfare of the entire fauna of the house, have also given a share Lucia, in the morning, the miracle happened!
Surprises from such great prowess, the Minchietti's have begun to wonder if this could really exist and, if reappear, how they had been able to communicate with him ..
has opted for English, because it seems that He is of Brazilian origin, and we have coined phrases that might be useful in the event that this happens (noting that none of us know English):
- Jo soi Gaia / Valentina / Lucia...accoppiamose!
- Stantuffame toda!
- Quero bailar la bamba with Tigo.
- Mas fuerte! Mas fuerte!
- On sbattiamose, just to conoscerses mas.

Here are the 10 Pedratti at the base of the cult:
1) Pedro has a penis over 23 cm, anyone who claims otherwise incur his wrath.
2) Foreplay is all well and good
3) Do not you get a virgin to 25 years.
4) Remember to copulate at parties (or partying ...).
5) You do not have another poster outside that of Pedro.
6) Elargiscila so from experience that Pedro is waiting to collect it.
7) visited at least once in a lifetime, in Rio de Janeiro (birthplace of the great) on a pilgrimage ... no pants.
8) Honor Verga (not the writer ...)
9) Think of Pedro I toyed with the boy while on duty, awaiting the day when He will manifest, but treason is not a sign of good taste and a strong imaginative talent.
10) tolerates any form of sexuality.

Here also our duties in the worship of Pedrito:
Gaia: priestess of the temple
Vale: keeper of the eternal Faig (keeps on);
Lucia: guardian of the temple.

The festivities are set so far:
30/08 - Annunciation
31/08 - Foundation of the cult
??/?? - Christmas, still under investigation by the RIS of Parma.
The Pantheon is organized as follows: Pedro on all there, seated to his right and his left Rafael Verga Lars Burmeister (first and second apostle of the cult)



The dish to be prepared to honor worship are the pasta amatriciana, a typical Brazilian dish!

organize a pilgrimage to the fashion week in Milan, Paris and London ...

Grandfather Granddaughter Wedding Dance Songs

When the man is too late-summer male

E 'is well known that the awareness of the males of their own is close to that of a nice lamp, and their foolishness is over only when it is to understand the feelings and the feelings of the other half of the sky ... well, long story short, the men understand women as little as nothing ... on the basis of extant data from anxiety, from prestigious statistical agencies, as well as by experience of the writer (authoritative) here are some sentences that demonstrate the inadequacy of man's approach to higher life forms, that women, especially in special experimental conditions, such as the absence of gravity, the acceleration of precess, but especially the post-coital.
Here are the questions (the average male), diplomatic responses prepared not to offend the oversized ego (and the only quality sovradimensionata di cui è provvisto) dell'animale domestico che vi è toccato in sorte (segnalate nel modo che segue " ") e pensieri (riportate così * *) della donna
1) cara/amore/tesoro/spicchiodiluna/bimba (?!) ti è piaciuto?
" mmm" * si, il film e la cena non erano male, anche se il finale un pò prevedibile e la crostata un pò stantia..*
2) maqquantotèpiaciuto?! (sguardo speranzoso)
"non ci sono parole" *cos'avrà voluto dire?!*
3) bimba forse ho fatto troppo forte (sguardo da western di serie C2)
"naaah è stato stupendissimo" * magari* oppure * nono, il piede non me l'hai pestato*
4) da 1 a 10 quanto mi dai?
"tu per me trascendi qualunque classifica" * direi che 2 cinquine ci starebbero* oppure * il numero di XXX -nome di un qualunque ex dalla quinta elementare in poi- dovrei ancora averlo*
5) ma dimmi la verità ( maddai lo sappiamo che è l'ultima cosa che vuoi) i tuoi ex erano meglio?
"ma che c'entra? con loro era diverso, tu mi capisci davvero" *come si può paragonare cacca e cioccolato?!*
6) con quanti uomini sei stata?
"pochi" * dunque 53, 54...facciamo cifra tonda, 60...chissà se la squadra di rugby vale come 1...*
n.b. per lui, qualunque numero > 0 e <4 è accettabile; fino a 5 hai avuto un passato turbolento, sopra 5 sei una dispensa di gonorrea che deambula
7) ma secondo te le dimensioni contano?
"sai com'è, non è importante quant'è grande un martello, ma quanto forte batte, ammore e tu sei imbattibile" *c'è un limite di accettabilità, che per convenzione, al CERN, hanno fissato nella spanna di Gaia...* per ulteriori dettagli si rimanda alla consultazione del manuale "De Esthetica Cazzi" di prossima uscita (già best seller in 15 nazioni, esclusa l'Africa sub-sahariana dove la sanno lunga...in tutti i sensi)
8) per te è stato bello quanto lo è stato per me?
"certo certosino amore santo" * bhe meglio di una gastroscopia...*
9) domani viene a pranzo mamma, sei contenta?
"che non ti dico! la mia scarsa padronanza della lingua non mi consente di trovare parole adeguate" *ma porc...*
10) between me and brad pitt / pedro Perestrello (devout bow please) / qualunquealtrofigosullaterra who would you choose?
"always and only you" * PEDRO! PEDRO! PEDRO! MUCHISSIMO PEDRO TE QUIERO!
* So when you say that women are from Venus and men ... who knows where the hell they come from?!

Bd.company Strawberry

Greetings!

So beautiful ... September is coming ... and in September even if only for a little while ... you know I have to do 'is broken "forced vacation" ... I come back! He cleans house, you start to eat healthy ..... parties every night, wine, beer, rum ... whole life really! I miss all of you all. Send a kiss to Lucy grossoooooooooooo pooh Vale and Gaia ... and then send it also absolutely Clelia and Olga ... and all other occupants of the house and former roommates Minchietti! People like you are with us, you're not anywhere !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
way ... but the double is still vacant??