Sunday, August 31, 2008

Reruns Of Desperate Housewives

combined with Pedrito El pueblo!!



Waiting to get back to complete the quartet, the inseparable trio, after only two days of new-found unity, gave birth to a new cultural movement founded sull'idolatria a new icon, which has overwhelmingly taken the place of one that excelled in the kitchen! (The above image has been there, where there was no need ... all alone!)
E 'him, Perestrello Pedro, a man, but I say man, a being, an entity ... our God ! Appeared in an evening sad and senseless, in the magic box placed in the kitchen (which most people, call your TV) and that has occurred in the first instance only to Gaia and Valentina, but since they are always ready to strive for the welfare of the entire fauna of the house, have also given a share Lucia, in the morning, the miracle happened!
Surprises from such great prowess, the Minchietti's have begun to wonder if this could really exist and, if reappear, how they had been able to communicate with him ..
has opted for English, because it seems that He is of Brazilian origin, and we have coined phrases that might be useful in the event that this happens (noting that none of us know English):
- Jo soi Gaia / Valentina / Lucia...accoppiamose!
- Stantuffame toda!
- Quero bailar la bamba with Tigo.
- Mas fuerte! Mas fuerte!
- On sbattiamose, just to conoscerses mas.

Here are the 10 Pedratti at the base of the cult:
1) Pedro has a penis over 23 cm, anyone who claims otherwise incur his wrath.
2) Foreplay is all well and good
3) Do not you get a virgin to 25 years.
4) Remember to copulate at parties (or partying ...).
5) You do not have another poster outside that of Pedro.
6) Elargiscila so from experience that Pedro is waiting to collect it.
7) visited at least once in a lifetime, in Rio de Janeiro (birthplace of the great) on a pilgrimage ... no pants.
8) Honor Verga (not the writer ...)
9) Think of Pedro I toyed with the boy while on duty, awaiting the day when He will manifest, but treason is not a sign of good taste and a strong imaginative talent.
10) tolerates any form of sexuality.

Here also our duties in the worship of Pedrito:
Gaia: priestess of the temple
Vale: keeper of the eternal Faig (keeps on);
Lucia: guardian of the temple.

The festivities are set so far:
30/08 - Annunciation
31/08 - Foundation of the cult
??/?? - Christmas, still under investigation by the RIS of Parma.
The Pantheon is organized as follows: Pedro on all there, seated to his right and his left Rafael Verga Lars Burmeister (first and second apostle of the cult)



The dish to be prepared to honor worship are the pasta amatriciana, a typical Brazilian dish!

organize a pilgrimage to the fashion week in Milan, Paris and London ...

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